January 2011
60 posts
getthelondonlook:
When I’m alone I would rather be surrounded by people, but when I’m surrounded by people I would rather be alone.
It's really, really obvious I need to get laid,...
me too
Guy: Want to go out?
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Guy: I have a math test tomorrow.
Girl: And?
Guy: Sorry, I thought we were naming things we could cheat on.